Quotable

I started writing down funny things people say about a year ago. Sometimes they don't make sense when I read them later because they're out of context, which makes them even funnier to me. My daughter has said a LOT of funny things over the years. I didn't record them all (there's no way I could keep up!) but I recorded a few.

Ali: "What in the dalmatian crickets is going on, here!?"

Me: "I wish I could dance."
Ali: "Well too bad because you're not on Shake It Up Chicago."

Me: "Are you hungry? Because I'm about to make you a knuckle sandwich!"
Ali: (After thinking on it a moment) "Can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich instead?"

Ali after going down the pool slide at Gmo's house: "Dude, face first!"

The next time she went down she didn't say anything afterwards. I asked her if it wasn't as fun and she replied, "It was fun, I just didn't share the joy at the end."

Ali, speaking to 1 year old brother: "You can't solve every problem with pinching somebody!"

And here's a couple from other friends and family:

Catie: "I love men when they carry things."

Taylor: "I'm pretty sure I just got hit on."
Me: "Oh really?"
Taylor: "Yeah, he asked me if I wanted any ketchup."

Taylor: "We saw a moose in the backyard. I coulda road that beast if I'd wanted to."

Hubby: "I never always don't take mine to work." (Say whaaaaa??)

Sister: "Carrabba's... I could just go and lick that whole place."

Little girl at my church: "Princesses love to sleep with poop in their pillow!"

Someday I'll be able to add Jordan to this list but most of what he says now is just funny because it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. "Barney mas;dif a laksj dia lkja ieo YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" If you can interpret that... well done! Since he got a little left out, here's a cute picture instead: